Spooky Boys books 0.5-2 – Fae Quin Free Audiobook
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Read by Alexander Cendese, Liam DiCosimo
Format: M4B
Unabridged
0.5 There’s a Monster in the Woods
A lonely man, a lonely monster, what could go wrong?
Ellis Clearwater: There’s an honesty in the turning of the earth, in the turning of the seasons, and I’ve always preferred its quiet, steadfast company over that of other people. Left alone with an inherited cottage and my beloved pup Rotho to look after, my days are largely given to tending the garden, save for periodic errands in town.
My town’s annual “sacrifice” to the “monster in the woods” is the stuff of children’s rhymes and fairytales, little more than a bit of playacting and red paint. At least, it was until I saw an impossibly tall, naked, antlered creature deep in the woods. And now, even though good sense—and Rotho—caution me against my own curiosity, I can’t help but tempt fate with baskets of vegetables, bread, and a growing connection to the monster, Styx.
Before I realize what’s been planted between us, something new has taken root. Something raspberry sweet and chocolate dark, ready to be harvested by searching hands and seeking mouths.
The Spooky Boys series invites you to visit a world where things that go bump in the night aren’t just fantasy. These standalone novels feature monsters that are spicy, fun, and sometimes furry.
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01 Bite Me! (You Know I Like It)
Blair
I’d been waiting my whole life to run. When I uncovered hidden papers detailing my inheritance, I knew my time had come. I packed my trunk full of plant babies, black nail polish, and determination. With my demons in the rearview mirror and my trauma for company, I made my way to Elmwood. The remote Maine mountain town is home to my future, a potential love interest, and a lot of really weird, possibly deadly secrets.
Richard
Until recently, the most interesting thing in my life had been a particularly difficult Sunday crossword. Even my vampiric transformation hadn’t disrupted my life much—it was still boring and repetitive, albeit with more blood than I’d previously dealt with. When newcomer Blair—a charming five-foot-tall vegan ball of rage—blows into town, it’s all I can do not to follow him like a love-sick puppy. He’s everything I’ve been missing, but there’s a catch: I need to spy on him and convince the Council he’s innocent of his mother’s crimes. Here’s hoping I don’t end up with a corpse instead of a boyfriend.
Bite Me! (You Know I Like It) is a standalone slow-burn paranormal MM romance with high heat, an HEA, and no cliffhangers. If you like spooky stories with mystery, suspense, hilarious miscommunication, and characters that make you laugh, listen on!
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02 Possess Me! (I Want You To)
What happens when a scowling spectral bad boy gets accidentally bartered to a chatty, pink-haired artist? A doomed road trip simmering with more than either of them was prepared for.
Luca
What was I thinking, trading my last painting for a “lucky” necklace? Instead of good fortune, the cursed trinket saddled me with a stocky, heavily tattooed ghost named Prudence. Determined to make the most of things, I struck a bargain: I’d help him with his problem if he’d help me with mine. En route to Oregon to help him shed his spectral existence, my ghostly companion becomes something more, and causes me to make a few unexpected discoveries about myself. Now I’m craving a connection that should send me running for the hills, and time is against me. For someone already dead, Prudence sure seems set on dying—can I convince him there’s another way before it’s too late?
Prudence
After gaining my freedom, I wanted two things: sex and death. The sweet, gullible Luca was my golden ticket to both. He became mine the moment he took my cursed talisman. Optimistic to a fault, and perpetually eating his feelings, the gangly, pink-haired artist made the perfect pawn. But using him meant I couldn’t like him, and also meant that neither one of us was getting a happy ending. Emotions were never my strong suit, even before I died, but I found myself actually wanting to understand my new ally in all his awkward charm. Those sociopathic tendencies I’d always held so dear? Well, they’re starting to feel a lot more like fierce protectiveness towards Luca, who may be less of a keeper and more of a keeper.
Possess Me! (I Want You To) is a standalone high-heat ghost MM romance with adventure, a HEA, and no cliffhangers. It features a relationship between a prickly ghost and a chatty, pink-haired artist. Neither of them has ever had a connection like the one they share before. Together they’re haunting, possessive, playful, and sweet. If you like spooky stories with mystery, suspense, murder, desperately in love sad boys, and characters that make you laugh your head off, listen on!